I’ve been waiting for a delivery from Apple, it was due on Friday and never arrived, the delivery was changed to yesterday and it never arrived. I called Apple to chase it and they were going to make sure that it got delivered today. Looking at the tracking, I’m not overly hopeful that it will turn up today.

so I have E-mailed my new pen friend at Apple.
Hello Roy,
I’m concerned.
Global warming, food and fuel security are quite high on my list of things to worry about, I don’t have sleepless nights but they are always there on the peripheries of my mind. Unfortunately another big concern for me right now is the delivery of my Apple product. I’m concerned that this delivery is not going to arrive today, after being told it was going to be delivered on Friday and Monday.
Having dug a little deeper in to the dispatch and delivery system it appears that the order was in Stoke-on-Trent on Friday and was indeed in Stoke-on-Trent yesterday when I spoke to you.
According to the tracking history
Friday morning the package is scanned twice in Stoke-on-Trent
It had a brief excursion back to Hinckley on Friday night.
I bet you have never been to Hinckley have you Roy? It’s not the best place to go to on a Friday night it has to be said, so if you do come and visit dear old England don’t go out of your way.
Yesterday the package was back in Stoke-on-Trent and again received 2 scans.
Today the package still appears to be in Stoke-on-Trent but only has one scan on it at midnight.
This is my third day of ‘working from home’ to facilitate the delivery of your fine aluminium Apple product with all its shiny goodness and I fear I am going to feel deflated, disappointed and let down by the end of the day with yet another lack of delivery.
I’m not sure how many more ‘working from home’ days I can realistically pull off.
To be honest ‘working from home’ is a bit of a misnomer. When I am ‘working from home’ I like to relax, I like to wander around the house in my dressing gown and pretend that I am Noël Coward, sometimes I like to rummage around in my wife’s underwear draw, I’m not saying that I do anything other than look at the silky garments my wife keeps in there either. My wife is a curvy size 16 (US size 14) and I’m over 6′ and 200lbs so I’m sure I’d never fit in to anything she keeps in that draw, but if I were to try and your delivery driver turned up at the same time it could be terribly embarrassing couldn’t it?
I’m not sure your driver would ever recover from seeing me answering the door half in one of my wife’s basques looking like a particularly ugly Frank n Furter.
So I promise not to go rummaging in my wife’s underwear draw just yet, if you can sort out what is happening to my delivery.
Regards
Posted from Stoke-on-Trent, England, United Kingdom.