It's always nice to recive supprise things in the post. This plain brown box arrived with this mornings delivery.

What could be inside this plain brown box? Is it a Graze box full of nuts, berries and other assorted rubbish?

No! No and thrice No!

Bacon! Bacon is what was inside, and I'm informed that another box of bacon will arrive in 2 weeks.

Can anyone think of anything better to arrive in the post than bacon?